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103 hours ago
1 A brain tumor.
What's the crustiest?
103 hours ago
75 Ronald Reagan.
It's a trap!
103 hours ago
55 A mating display.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
103 hours ago
55 Gandalf.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
103 hours ago
52 Seduction.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
120 hours ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
120 hours ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
120 hours ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
120 hours ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
120 hours ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Friendly fire.
x | 2
Active listening.
c | 3
Anal beads.
 
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