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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
59 mins ago
1 Eating an albino.
Kanye West.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
59 mins ago
64 Vigorous jazz hands.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
59 mins ago
40 Martha Stewart.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
59 mins ago
32 Carnies.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
59 mins ago
81 Hurricane Katrina.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
59 mins ago
39 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
59 mins ago
32 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
59 mins ago
1 Full frontal nudity.
Puberty.
It's a trap!
59 mins ago
51 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
59 mins ago
31 Dental dams.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
My relationship status.
x | 2
Anal beads.
c | 3
Teaching a robot to love.
 
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