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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
53 mins ago
69 The miracle of childbirth.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
53 mins ago
1 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Panty raids.
What's the most emo?
54 mins ago
47 The hardworking Mexican.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
55 mins ago
57 Testicular torsion.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
55 mins ago
70 Leprosy.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
56 mins ago
63 Christopher Walken.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
56 mins ago
1 Oversized lollipops.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
56 mins ago
28 A robust mongoloid.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
57 mins ago
48 A drive-by shooting.
Why can't I sleep at night?
57 mins ago
43 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Nipple blades.
x | 2
A time travel paradox.
c | 3
Sexual humiliation.
 
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