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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
99 mins ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Sexy Siamese twins.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
99 mins ago
94 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
99 mins ago
91 Sexual humiliation.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
100 mins ago
91 A windmill full of corpses.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
100 mins ago
60 Being a dick to children.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
100 mins ago
113 Tentacle porn.
War! What is it good for?
100 mins ago
54 Powerful thighs.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
101 mins ago
41 Passive-aggression.
Why am I sticky?
101 mins ago
63 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
123 hours ago
45 Martha Stewart.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
c | 3
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
 
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