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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
7 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
119 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
148 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
183 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
203 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
203 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
257 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
257 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
487 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
487 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
The Rapture.
c | 3
Bingeing and purging.
 
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