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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
11 hours ago
45 Martha Stewart.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
11 hours ago
83 Testicular torsion.
__________: good to the last drop.
150 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
150 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
150 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
150 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
150 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
150 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
157 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
157 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Vigorous jazz hands.
c | 3
Twinkies®.
 
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