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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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62 Mutually-assured destruction.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
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71 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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36 Hot cheese.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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49 Cards Against Humanity.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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26 The hiccups.
What am I giving up for Lent?
44 hours ago
32 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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49 Another goddamn vampire movie.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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73 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
44 hours ago
38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
44 hours ago
1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Centaurs.
c | 3
FALCON PUNCH!!!
 
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