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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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58 The Kool-Aid Man.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
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89 Elderly Japanese men.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
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79 Testicular torsion.
__________? There's an app for that.
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70 Drinking alone.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
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39 Ominous background music.
__________. It's a trap!
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58 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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75 Barack Obama.
What's my secret power?
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31 Hot people.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
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1 Embryonic stem cells.
Tentacle porn.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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92 One thousand Slim Jims.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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Amputees.
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Winking at old people.
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A balanced breakfast.
 
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