Some Recent Plays
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
218 hours ago
110 A big black dick.
What never fails to liven up the party?
341 hours ago
55 Amputees.
What never fails to liven up the party?
341 hours ago
53 My inner demons.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
343 hours ago
120 German dungeon porn.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
343 hours ago
57 Sniffing glue.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
359 hours ago
69 Roofies.
__________? There's an app for that.
621 hours ago
27 Chutzpah.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
645 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
A LAN party.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
645 hours ago
26 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
783 hours ago
1 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
Gandhi.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Pictures of boobs.
c | 3
The Superdome.
 
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