Some Recent Plays
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
104 hours ago
68 Date rape.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
106 hours ago
92 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
117 hours ago
62 The Blood of Christ.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
119 hours ago
55 Queefing.
Why can't I sleep at night?
120 hours ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
War! What is it good for?
122 hours ago
33 Doing the right thing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
156 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
332 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
333 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
348 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
z | 1
Vigilante justice.
x | 2
Eating the last known bison.
c | 3
Loose lips.
 
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