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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
75 mins ago
92 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
75 mins ago
78 An asymmetric boob job.
What gets better with age?
75 mins ago
74 Dick fingers.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
76 mins ago
64 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
76 mins ago
21 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
76 mins ago
33 Goblins.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
76 mins ago
105 Nicolas Cage.
What's my anti-drug?
76 mins ago
89 Getting really high.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
77 mins ago
71 White people.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
77 mins ago
68 Ethnic cleansing.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Scientology.
x | 2
Scalping.
c | 3
Wifely duties.
 
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