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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
6 hours ago
29 Just the tip.
6 hours ago
1 Poor life choices.
I drink to forget __________.
6 hours ago
69 Beating your wives.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
6 hours ago
113 Porn stars.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
6 hours ago
44 Being on fire.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
6 hours ago
44 God.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
6 hours ago
1 Scientology.
Shapeshifters.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
17 hours ago
44 Winking at old people.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
300 hours ago
49 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What will always get you laid?
345 hours ago
91 Scrotum tickling.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Kids with ass cancer.
x | 2
Nickelback.
c | 3
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
 
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