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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
6 hours ago
132 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
31 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
31 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
31 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
224 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
224 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
224 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
224 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
224 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
224 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Douchebags on their iPhones.
c | 3
Goblins.
 
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