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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
94 mins ago
55 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
94 mins ago
64 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
95 mins ago
1 A moment of silence.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
14 hours ago
31 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
32 hours ago
59 Breaking out into song and dance.
I drink to forget __________.
104 hours ago
77 Preteens.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
127 hours ago
67 Men.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
127 hours ago
1 Nazis.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
127 hours ago
63 Vikings.
What helps Obama unwind?
131 hours ago
65 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
c | 3
Mouth herpes.
 
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