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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
42 hours ago
72 Menstruation.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
42 hours ago
25 Active listening.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
187 hours ago
45 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
209 hours ago
40 The Hustle.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
307 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
340 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
340 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
340 hours ago
60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
382 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
399 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Foreskin.
x | 2
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
c | 3
Nicolas Cage.
 
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