Some Recent Plays
__________. High five, bro.
48 hours ago
129 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
48 hours ago
40 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
48 hours ago
80 The gays.
What never fails to liven up the party?
48 hours ago
92 A defective condom.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
48 hours ago
36 The heart of a child.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
171 hours ago
35 Exchanging pleasantries.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
172 hours ago
98 White people.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
225 hours ago
61 Gandalf.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
225 hours ago
44 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
228 hours ago
88 Crystal meth.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
z | 1
Viagra®.
x | 2
Crumpets with the Queen.
c | 3
Enormous Scandinavian women.
 
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