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White people like __________.
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What's my anti-drug?
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What did I bring back from Mexico?
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During sex, I like to think about __________.
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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Concealing a boner.
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My inner demons.
 
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