Some Recent Plays
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
9 hours ago
71 Sniffing glue.
__________. High five, bro.
9 hours ago
94 Doin' it in the butt.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
9 hours ago
39 John Wilkes Booth.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
9 hours ago
86 Tickle Me Elmo™.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
98 hours ago
39 Child beauty pageants.
White people like __________.
111 hours ago
99 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's the most emo?
111 hours ago
96 Asians who aren't good at math.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
111 hours ago
111 Paris Hilton.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
111 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
111 hours ago
22 Existentialists.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
z | 1
The terrorists.
x | 2
Hormone injections.
c | 3
Agriculture.
 
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