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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
109 hours ago
45 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
130 hours ago
40 The Hustle.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
229 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
261 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
261 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
261 hours ago
60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
303 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
320 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
343 hours ago
67 Christopher Walken.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
370 hours ago
65 Inappropriate yodeling.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
z | 1
Racism.
x | 2
Old-people smell.
c | 3
Coat hanger abortions.
 
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