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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
just now
54 An icepick lobotomy.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
just now
44 Ronald Reagan.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
1 mins ago
60 Italians.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
1 mins ago
46 Gladiatorial combat.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
1 mins ago
58 A Gypsy curse.
What's the crustiest?
2 mins ago
64 Barack Obama.
What's the crustiest?
57 hours ago
50 Eating too much of a lamp.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
75 hours ago
1 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Powerful thighs.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
84 hours ago
45 A reach-around.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
84 hours ago
86 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
z | 1
Me time.
x | 2
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
c | 3
Being marginalized.
 
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