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71 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
9 mins ago
36 Hot cheese.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
9 mins ago
49 Cards Against Humanity.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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What am I giving up for Lent?
41 hours ago
32 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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49 Another goddamn vampire movie.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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73 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
41 hours ago
34 Preteens.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
z | 1
Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
x | 2
A robust mongoloid.
c | 3
The hardworking Mexican.
 
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