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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
just now
94 The gays.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
59 Bananas in Pajamas.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
60 A wheelchair death race.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 mins ago
42 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
3 mins ago
21 Words, words, words.
It's a trap!
3 mins ago
56 A zesty breakfast burrito.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
3 mins ago
25 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
4 mins ago
62 Bees?
He who controls __________ controls the world.
4 mins ago
61 The milk man.
What gets better with age?
5 mins ago
37 Space muffins.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
Half-assed foreplay.
x | 2
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
c | 3
Flightless birds.
 
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