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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
71 mins ago
86 Bees?
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
71 mins ago
50 Wifely duties.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
71 mins ago
25 Existentialists.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
71 mins ago
53 A windmill full of corpses.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
71 mins ago
1 Grave robbing.
Serfdom.
What will always get you laid?
71 mins ago
63 A cooler full of organs.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
71 mins ago
35 Drum circles.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
72 mins ago
101 Harry Potter erotica.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
72 mins ago
20 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
72 mins ago
99 Lady Gaga.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
x | 2
A gassy antelope.
c | 3
The harsh light of day.
 
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