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What will always get you laid?
20 hours ago
39 Hulk Hogan.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
20 hours ago
79 Raping and pillaging.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
54 hours ago
45 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
88 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A tiny horse.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
88 hours ago
26 Heartwarming orphans.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
104 hours ago
22 Drinking alone.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
104 hours ago
40 The Amish.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
104 hours ago
1 Hope.
Science.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
453 hours ago
27 Four Loko.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
453 hours ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
z | 1
Getting in her pants, politely.
x | 2
Erectile dysfunction.
c | 3
Doin' it in the butt.
 
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