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What's the crustiest?
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48 Twinkies®.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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102 Fingering.
What's that smell?
211 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
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68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
211 hours ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
211 hours ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
211 hours ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
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54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
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40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
211 hours ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Kim Jong-il.
x | 2
Bees?
c | 3
The chronic.
 
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