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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
63 A wisecracking terrorist.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
just now
50 Natural selection.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
just now
1 A passionate Latino lover.
Just the tip.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
1 mins ago
1 Uppercuts.
Not reciprocating oral sex.
What's that sound?
1 mins ago
49 Crystal meth.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 mins ago
29 Go-gurt.
Why am I sticky?
117 hours ago
53 Auschwitz.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
137 hours ago
1 Preteens.
Keanu Reeves.
Why am I sticky?
137 hours ago
42 Copping a feel.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
137 hours ago
54 Ring Pops™.
What's a girl's best friend?
z | 1
The profoundly handicapped.
x | 2
Shorties and blunts.
c | 3
Guys who don't call.
 
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