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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
43 hours ago
72 Menstruation.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
43 hours ago
25 Active listening.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
188 hours ago
45 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
209 hours ago
40 The Hustle.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
308 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
340 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
340 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
340 hours ago
60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
382 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
400 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
What's a girl's best friend?
z | 1
Homeless people.
x | 2
A sausage festival.
c | 3
Famine.
 
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