Some Recent Plays
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
just now
2 Lactation.
A sausage festival.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
just now
56 Another goddamn vampire movie.
What do old people smell like?
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86 Teenage pregnancy.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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69 Friction.
__________? There's an app for that.
just now
87 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the new fad diet?
just now
125 Crystal meth.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
59 MechaHitler.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
just now
67 Being a dinosaur.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
just now
41 Crumpets with the Queen.
It's a trap!
1 mins ago
40 Suicidal thoughts.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
Switching to Geico.
x | 2
The Force.
c | 3
The drama club.
 
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