Some Recent Plays
What's my secret power?
4 hours ago
49 Just the tip.
What's that smell?
4 hours ago
134 Dead babies.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
84 hours ago
48 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
White people like __________.
242 hours ago
31 Fancy Feast®.
What's my anti-drug?
433 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
469 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
555 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
628 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
706 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
756 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
What never fails to liven up the party?
z | 1
Asians who aren't good at math.
x | 2
The Trail of Tears.
c | 3
Scrotum tickling.
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