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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
67 mins ago
69 The miracle of childbirth.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
67 mins ago
1 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Panty raids.
What's the most emo?
68 mins ago
47 The hardworking Mexican.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
69 mins ago
57 Testicular torsion.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
69 mins ago
70 Leprosy.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
70 mins ago
63 Christopher Walken.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
70 mins ago
1 Oversized lollipops.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
70 mins ago
28 A robust mongoloid.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
70 mins ago
48 A drive-by shooting.
Why can't I sleep at night?
71 mins ago
43 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Licking things to claim them as your own.
c | 3
A vajazzled vagina.
 
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