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War! What is it good for?
123 hours ago
74 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
358 hours ago
2 Seduction.
Muzzy.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
358 hours ago
26 A murder most foul.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
358 hours ago
119 Porn stars.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
358 hours ago
36 The forbidden fruit.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
358 hours ago
49 A mating display.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
358 hours ago
52 The Rapture.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
358 hours ago
71 Coat hanger abortions.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
358 hours ago
17 John Wilkes Booth.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
358 hours ago
74 Bestiality.
It's a trap!
z | 1
Wiping her butt.
x | 2
God.
c | 3
Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
 
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