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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
15 hours ago
62 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
61 hours ago
78 A windmill full of corpses.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
61 hours ago
56 Nazis.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
84 hours ago
1 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
84 hours ago
40 Natural selection.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
129 hours ago
42 Keg stands.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
129 hours ago
87 Bestiality.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
129 hours ago
50 Racism.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
223 hours ago
24 Swooping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
269 hours ago
81 Child beauty pageants.
It's a trap!
z | 1
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
x | 2
Centaurs.
c | 3
Assless chaps.
 
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