Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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62 Mutually-assured destruction.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
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71 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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36 Hot cheese.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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49 Cards Against Humanity.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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26 The hiccups.
What am I giving up for Lent?
60 hours ago
32 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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49 Another goddamn vampire movie.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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73 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
60 hours ago
1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
It's a trap!
z | 1
Fabricating statistics.
x | 2
My soul.
c | 3
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
 
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