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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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69 Nazis.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
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47 Historically black colleges.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
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14 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
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69 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
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1 Heath Ledger.
What will always get you laid?
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66 The violation of our most basic human rights.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
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88 The homosexual agenda.
What never fails to liven up the party?
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41 Poor people.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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62 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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1 Pooping in the soup.
Testicular torsion.
What's the most emo?
z | 1
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
x | 2
A micropenis.
c | 3
Lady Gaga.
 
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