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What's a girl's best friend?
66 hours ago
68 Zeus's sexual appetites.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
135 hours ago
34 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
135 hours ago
60 The Rapture.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
135 hours ago
1 Grave robbing.
Oompa-Loompas.
Betcha can't have just one!
135 hours ago
109 Dick fingers.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
135 hours ago
23 Keeping Christ in Christmas.
__________. High five, bro.
136 hours ago
26 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
136 hours ago
1 Soiling oneself.
Emotions.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
179 hours ago
69 The American Dream.
What are my parents hiding from me?
279 hours ago
32 Hipsters.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
z | 1
Slow motion.
x | 2
AXE Body Spray.
c | 3
My inner demons.
 
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