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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
80 hours ago
41 Bling.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
80 hours ago
76 The gays.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
81 hours ago
73 Tasteful sideboob.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
88 hours ago
1 Public ridicule.
Flavored condoms.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
88 hours ago
67 Zeus's sexual appetites.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
88 hours ago
19 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
88 hours ago
87 Sexual tension.
__________. It's a trap!
88 hours ago
52 Steve Irwin.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
88 hours ago
2 Necrophilia.
Mutually-assured destruction.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
88 hours ago
61 Bosnian chicken farmers.
z | 1
A salty surprise.
x | 2
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
c | 3
Dave Matthews Band.
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