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During sex, I like to think about __________.
56 hours ago
49 Men.
Why can't I sleep at night?
96 hours ago
81 Penis envy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
101 hours ago
57 Powerful thighs.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
101 hours ago
43 Men.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
101 hours ago
32 Sean Penn.
What's the crustiest?
101 hours ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
101 hours ago
81 Women in yogurt commercials.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
102 hours ago
41 George Clooney's musk.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
102 hours ago
49 Figgy pudding.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
104 hours ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
What ended my last relationship?
z | 1
Dental dams.
x | 2
Overcompensation.
c | 3
A moment of silence.
 
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