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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
48 mins ago
92 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
12 hours ago
62 The Blood of Christ.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
13 hours ago
55 Queefing.
Why can't I sleep at night?
15 hours ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
War! What is it good for?
17 hours ago
33 Doing the right thing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
51 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
227 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
228 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
243 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
323 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
What ended my last relationship?
z | 1
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
x | 2
Republicans.
c | 3
Being fabulous.
 
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