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What ended my last relationship?
just now
81 The boners of the elderly.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
just now
91 Porn stars.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
just now
58 Just the tip.
Why can't I sleep at night?
just now
38 Explosions.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
just now
34 Waterboarding.
1 mins ago
1 Friction.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
3 hours ago
86 Bees?
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
3 hours ago
50 Wifely duties.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 hours ago
25 Existentialists.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
3 hours ago
53 A windmill full of corpses.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
z | 1
Flesh-eating bacteria.
x | 2
Dental dams.
c | 3
A Gypsy curse.
 
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