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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
just now
42 The Fanta girls.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
just now
67 A passionate Latino lover.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
1 mins ago
53 Geese.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
2 mins ago
27 Spontaneous human combustion.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
2 mins ago
1 The KKK.
A death ray.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
3 mins ago
74 Barack Obama.
What's my secret power?
3 mins ago
43 Eating the last known bison.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 mins ago
54 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
4 mins ago
26 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
107 mins ago
69 The miracle of childbirth.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
z | 1
Flesh-eating bacteria.
x | 2
Fabricating statistics.
c | 3
Exchanging pleasantries.
 
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