Some Recent Plays
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
3 hours ago
29 Just the tip.
3 hours ago
1 Poor life choices.
I drink to forget __________.
3 hours ago
69 Beating your wives.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
3 hours ago
113 Porn stars.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
3 hours ago
44 Being on fire.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
3 hours ago
44 God.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
3 hours ago
1 Scientology.
Shapeshifters.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
13 hours ago
44 Winking at old people.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
297 hours ago
49 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What will always get you laid?
341 hours ago
91 Scrotum tickling.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
x | 2
Mathletes.
c | 3
Team-building exercises.
 
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