Some Recent Plays
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 hours ago
27 Four Loko.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
3 hours ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 hours ago
34 A nuanced critique.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
3 hours ago
24 Soiling oneself.
What's my anti-drug?
3 hours ago
26 Riding off into the sunset.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
3 hours ago
1 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Friends who eat all your snacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
3 hours ago
57 A bleached asshole.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
3 hours ago
1 Exactly what you'd expect.
Agriculture.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
3 hours ago
23 Adult Friendfinder.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
3 hours ago
40 Third base.
What helps Obama unwind?
z | 1
Being marginalized.
x | 2
A fetus.
c | 3
Vikings.
 
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