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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
17 mins ago
132 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
24 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
24 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
24 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
217 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
217 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
217 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
217 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
217 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
217 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
American Gladiators.
x | 2
Good grammar.
c | 3
A death ray.
 
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