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44 Powerful thighs.
What's that sound?
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66 Nipple blades.
Why do I hurt all over?
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35 Heteronormativity.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
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109 Puberty.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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52 Spectacular abs.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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43 Dick Cheney.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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What gets better with age?
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49 A drive-by shooting.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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24 Dave Matthews Band.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
24 hours ago
56 Land mines.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
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American Gladiators.
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Mr. Clean, right behind you.
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Kids with ass cancer.
 
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