Some Recent Plays
__________. It's a trap!
18 hours ago
76 The American Dream.
I drink to forget __________.
20 hours ago
20 A really cool hat.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
32 hours ago
50 Hot cheese.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
40 hours ago
2 BATMAN!!!
The homosexual agenda.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
40 hours ago
45 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
59 hours ago
1 Scrotum tickling.
Finding a skeleton.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
62 hours ago
75 Autocannibalism.
Why do I hurt all over?
62 hours ago
90 Spontaneous human combustion.
__________: good to the last drop.
62 hours ago
106 Flavored condoms.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
84 hours ago
25 Saxophone solos.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
Impotence.
x | 2
Serfdom.
c | 3
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
 
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