Some Recent Plays
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
9 hours ago
114 Pedophiles.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
9 hours ago
106 Viagra®.
__________. High five, bro.
24 hours ago
33 Nickelback.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
181 hours ago
30 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
What helps Obama unwind?
708 hours ago
81 Panty raids.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
708 hours ago
41 Ominous background music.
__________. High five, bro.
708 hours ago
128 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
708 hours ago
74 Coat hanger abortions.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
708 hours ago
89 Pictures of boobs.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
708 hours ago
93 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
x | 2
Alcoholism.
c | 3
Masturbation.
 
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