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Why am I sticky?
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45 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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26 Seduction.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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81 Nip slips.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
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64 Parting the Red Sea.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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15 Faith healing.
What's the crustiest?
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95 A vajazzled vagina.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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40 Dying of dysentery.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
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32 Bees?
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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23 Clams.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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1 Foreskin.
Children on leashes.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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Bees?
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Cockfights.
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The Blood of Christ.
 
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