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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
15 hours ago
27 Four Loko.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
15 hours ago
1 The South.
Goblins.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
15 hours ago
34 A nuanced critique.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
15 hours ago
24 Soiling oneself.
What's my anti-drug?
15 hours ago
26 Riding off into the sunset.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
15 hours ago
1 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Friends who eat all your snacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
15 hours ago
57 A bleached asshole.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
15 hours ago
1 Exactly what you'd expect.
Agriculture.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
15 hours ago
23 Adult Friendfinder.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
15 hours ago
40 Third base.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
x | 2
Not reciprocating oral sex.
c | 3
Half-assed foreplay.
 
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