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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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62 Mutually-assured destruction.
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71 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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49 Cards Against Humanity.
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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
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Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
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The harsh light of day.
 
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