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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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1 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
Natural male enhancement.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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58 Autocannibalism.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
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90 A defective condom.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
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45 A low standard of living.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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39 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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69 Nazis.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
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47 Historically black colleges.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
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14 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
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69 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
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1 Heath Ledger.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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Testicular torsion.
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The Three-Fifths Compromise.
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Cuddling.
 
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