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What's a girl's best friend?
68 hours ago
68 Zeus's sexual appetites.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
137 hours ago
34 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
137 hours ago
60 The Rapture.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
137 hours ago
1 Grave robbing.
Oompa-Loompas.
Betcha can't have just one!
137 hours ago
109 Dick fingers.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
137 hours ago
23 Keeping Christ in Christmas.
__________. High five, bro.
137 hours ago
26 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
137 hours ago
1 Soiling oneself.
Emotions.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
181 hours ago
69 The American Dream.
What are my parents hiding from me?
281 hours ago
32 Hipsters.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
x | 2
Gandalf.
c | 3
Adderall™.
 
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