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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
102 hours ago
45 Martha Stewart.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
102 hours ago
83 Testicular torsion.
__________: good to the last drop.
242 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
242 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
242 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
242 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
242 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
242 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
249 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
249 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
The Force.
x | 2
Classist undertones.
c | 3
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
 
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