Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
5 hours ago
102 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
__________. That's how I want to die.
8 hours ago
24 Eugenics.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
10 hours ago
26 Dave Matthews Band.
What's my anti-drug?
71 hours ago
60 Will Smith.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
175 hours ago
62 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
220 hours ago
78 A windmill full of corpses.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
220 hours ago
56 Nazis.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
244 hours ago
1 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
244 hours ago
40 Natural selection.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
289 hours ago
42 Keg stands.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Fiery poops.
x | 2
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
c | 3
Giving 110 percent.
 
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