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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
75 mins ago
81 An icepick lobotomy.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
75 mins ago
1 Saxophone solos.
Republicans.
White people like __________.
76 mins ago
44 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
76 mins ago
1 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Aaron Burr.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
91 hours ago
33 The folly of man.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
91 hours ago
2 A reach-around.
A clandestine butt scratch.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
102 hours ago
132 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
126 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
126 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
126 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
z | 1
The violation of our most basic human rights.
x | 2
Bees?
c | 3
Farting and walking away.
 
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