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What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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76 A drive-by shooting.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
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32 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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121 The boners of the elderly.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
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29 Classist undertones.
Betcha can't have just one!
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57 Police brutality.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
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1 Men.
RoboCop.
It's a trap!
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36 Re-gifting.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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132 My genitals.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
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139 Pictures of boobs.
__________? There's an app for that.
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54 The Thong Song.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
A brain tumor.
x | 2
Making the penises kiss.
c | 3
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
 
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