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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
58 mins ago
1 Eating an albino.
Kanye West.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
58 mins ago
64 Vigorous jazz hands.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
58 mins ago
40 Martha Stewart.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
58 mins ago
32 Carnies.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
58 mins ago
81 Hurricane Katrina.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
58 mins ago
39 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
58 mins ago
32 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
58 mins ago
1 Full frontal nudity.
Puberty.
It's a trap!
58 mins ago
51 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
58 mins ago
31 Dental dams.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
Toni Morrison's vagina.
x | 2
Historically black colleges.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
 
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