Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
15 hours ago
47 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
15 hours ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
16 hours ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
16 hours ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
88 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
128 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
149 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
204 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
212 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
220 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Nipple blades.
x | 2
Sexual humiliation.
c | 3
Have some more kugel.
 
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